blue.

It takes $7.50 to make me happy.

That's it.

I found these at goodwill. Aren't they fun? Did I need them? Of course not. But my future home will thank me someday.

Today I made my first batch of coffee that I actually enjoyed! I don't know why, but for some reason every time I would make coffee before it tasted like I got the water out of my toilet. Mmm, it was good. I accidentally drank a whole pot at 5 P.M., and now my my fingers won't stop moving and I feel full of jitters.

...but that might be because Northern Iowa just beat Kansas..I always love a good underdog story.

Here's a random fact about me that I never thought I'd say--ever. Especially since when I was young I used to pretend that I was sleeping just so I didn't have to go pick weeds in the garden. Well, my clever little tactic never worked needless to say.

But now that I'm older and much more mature (ha, right)...

I want a garden! With loads flowers, that look pretty and make me smile.

Kind of like these rain boots!

When I first saw these, the only thing that ran through my head was the song "When God made you he must have been thinkin' about me.."

I'm ridiculous.

3 in 1.

Well hello! Greetings! Hola! <--- F.Y.I:that's the only Spanish I know.

I'm currently in a crisis. I'm going to be an elementary teacher! Yes, it has been decided/brought to my attention that I would absolutely be in love with this job. So, I'm in the process of asking God where I should go and I'm really just trying to let him direct me. Here's the problem, I have a hard time with being patient sometimes. I know in my heart that he will provide complete clarity, peace, contentment and all those good things that make the heart smile for me at some point. So God, please hurry, or else I might be lighting a match underneath your rear.

Just kidding, please don't strike my computer with lightning.

Yes, I love my computer that much.

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Last Friday Mr. B took me to the movie She's Out of Your League. The movie was actually good for both the boy and girl. Funny and sappy.

Before the movie we were hungry, but not extremely hungry so we made a pit stop at McDiddys.

What a handsome boy.

Then we ventured to Kmart--don't judge me--and rode their bikes around the store aisles. I hear that if you do that at WalMart you get kicked out, so if you really want to waste an hour of your life without leaving in handcuffs, head over to your nearest Kmart and pop some wheelies!

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Yesterday was beautiful. The roommate and I decided that we would go play a nasty round of tennis since it was so nice out, so I put on a shirt to match my eyes (yeah right, like I would be smart enough to even think about that) and tried to look like I was going to sweat my guts out.

Well, the nets weren't up. Therefore, this picture kind of makes sense.

I'm still kind of bummed about it. Good thing I get to drink some green beer tomorrow.

I'm kidding Mom :)

Sunny day.

This picture is really bright.

Reason?

It's sunny out.

:)

Hope everyone is enjoying some spring weather!

boring.

Today is so boring. I'm watching a movie right now. The second one of today. Ew. Someone please slap me across the face.

I'd go do something, but the shower is too far of a jaunt and I might pass out from exhaustion.

And if I go out looking like I do, people might stare at me. That's always awkward.

This morning Andrea and I went to go look at a house for her..and we almost died. We go to leave and she's like "Hey! Let's check out the garage!" She might as well have said "Hey, Let's check out the garage that looks like we might stumble across a dead body in it!" Low and behold---no dead body---BUT when we opened the garage doors some nasty, flapping, scary, deadly birds flew right above our heads. I'm pretty sure the neighbors heard us, and I'm pretty sure I wished I had worn a diaper instead of underwear. Who would have thought you had to wear Depends when going house hunting?

Not me.

leather anyone?

Do you like these?

The top one is white leather, twine, and a gold chain weaved together and the bottom one is just the braided version of the top one without the gold chain.

Tell me what you think. Do they look cheap? Stupid? Or super sweet?

I'll be sportin' em.

Here's to you.

I hope this makes you laugh, because for some reason I laugh so hard that I get severe stomach pains and have to be taken to the E.R. immediately.

Also, for some reason when other people watch this video they think that there might be a monkey in the background? No worrries, I'm not stashing a monkey in my apartment--that's just my laugh.

Don't say I never warned ya. Enjoy!

I went to HyVee today.. I only had a couple tortilla chips with some delish salsa, a half a bagel with nutella on it, a few cheddar chips, chicken that was marinated in some weird sauce, and a piece of cheese. I think I hit all the major food groups with that one! I told you that HyVee basically gives out free dinner! No one ever believes me...you'll all pay when the world is coming to an end and people are dying from starvation and I'm fat from going to Hyvee. Just sayin'...

Tomorrow is Friday and I am PUMPED. P.U.M.P pumped!

That didn't make sense, sorry. :)