boring.

Today is so boring. I'm watching a movie right now. The second one of today. Ew. Someone please slap me across the face.

I'd go do something, but the shower is too far of a jaunt and I might pass out from exhaustion.

And if I go out looking like I do, people might stare at me. That's always awkward.

This morning Andrea and I went to go look at a house for her..and we almost died. We go to leave and she's like "Hey! Let's check out the garage!" She might as well have said "Hey, Let's check out the garage that looks like we might stumble across a dead body in it!" Low and behold---no dead body---BUT when we opened the garage doors some nasty, flapping, scary, deadly birds flew right above our heads. I'm pretty sure the neighbors heard us, and I'm pretty sure I wished I had worn a diaper instead of underwear. Who would have thought you had to wear Depends when going house hunting?

Not me.

Here's to you.

I hope this makes you laugh, because for some reason I laugh so hard that I get severe stomach pains and have to be taken to the E.R. immediately.

Also, for some reason when other people watch this video they think that there might be a monkey in the background? No worrries, I'm not stashing a monkey in my apartment--that's just my laugh.

Don't say I never warned ya. Enjoy!

I went to HyVee today.. I only had a couple tortilla chips with some delish salsa, a half a bagel with nutella on it, a few cheddar chips, chicken that was marinated in some weird sauce, and a piece of cheese. I think I hit all the major food groups with that one! I told you that HyVee basically gives out free dinner! No one ever believes me...you'll all pay when the world is coming to an end and people are dying from starvation and I'm fat from going to Hyvee. Just sayin'...

Tomorrow is Friday and I am PUMPED. P.U.M.P pumped!

That didn't make sense, sorry. :)

mushroom top.

Today...

--My coworkers laughed at me a lot. 'Cuz I pulled my funny card a bunch.

--I realized that my new deodorant isn't anti-perspirant. Ew.

--I talked to my sister 2(!) times.

--I made my class do push ups, sit ups, and jumping jacks. Maybe tomorrow you won't ask for so many darn cookies.

--It finally hit me that I used to be in the mickey mouse club..along with Andrew Watts, yeah boy!

Short, sweet and sassy. That's how I like it.

Iowa. That's where the tall corn grows.

:)