best friends

This past weekend I learned that:

1- I've been scrubbing my floors with a veggie scrubber. Housewife fail.
2- The wind is very fond of wanting to see my dress fly up over my head. Because I'm pretty sure I flashed my under..things..to a good handful of people on Saturday. They had stripes on them. In case you were wondering.
3- Having friends over and playing cards is the best. Hands down.
4- I like my dog too much. Is there such a thing?

And lastly:

That my Mom is hilarious. And cute. And I love her and wish she lived right next door. 

But that's nothin' new.