2-Apologize to people in Alaska for screaming so loud.
3- Ask Jesus into your heart.
4-Tell your boyfriend you almost died.
5-Reassure him that you almost died.
6- Throw a cinder block at it.
7- Remind yourself to start a snake killers club.
8- Retire your flip flops for work boots.
9- Move to China.
10- Take pictures (after it's dead of course) to show you survived.
3 comments:
That snake is freaking huge! Good work my friend... Miss you!
I thought that was a black garden hose. I don't know if I would ever stop foot outside again.
Holy cow! That is so big!!
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