10.13.2010

What to do when you see a snake.

1- Pass out.

2-Apologize to people in Alaska for screaming so loud.

3- Ask Jesus into your heart.

4-Tell your boyfriend you almost died.

5-Reassure him that you almost died.

6- Throw a cinder block at it.

7- Remind yourself to start a snake killers club.

8- Retire  your flip flops for work boots.

9- Move to China.

10- Take pictures (after it's dead of course) to show you survived.






3 comments:

Melinda said...

That snake is freaking huge! Good work my friend... Miss you!

Monica said...

I thought that was a black garden hose. I don't know if I would ever stop foot outside again.

Becca said...

Holy cow! That is so big!!