Hmm.

This is all over the news this morning. Yes, I watch the news. Right after I workout and grab a cup of joe.

Wow Kal, that's so grown up of you! 

Child please.

First off, I just want you all to know that as well as Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol, I will be going to US Magazine when I get engaged and tell them before my parents. 

It's just too bad that Mr. B is so far away from Playgirl, or else maybe he could have posed for them just like her fiance! 

Sorry, that was rude. 

Sometimes I'm rude.