Tweet tweet, you're dead meat.

I love my job. Have I said that before? Oh, I said that yesterday? Sorry.

Anyway besides my job being great, there is a teeny tiny drawback that might be a deal breaker. 

To get in the office, you have to walk right under a birds nest. And these aren't just your ordinary birds, ohhhh no. First off, they fly right at you when you walk in the door. Secondly, if you are walking out of the building they chase you. 

I might quit. 

I kid. 

But I am bringing a pellet gun and sniping their nest tomorrow. Feathers will be flying.