valentine haiku.

Mr. B, 

You are the best man

I like your back rubs a lot

You make good deer meat

I like your rear end

In the morning I wake you

You don't like that much

Your hands are like gold

They used to have warts on them

Oh well they are big

I love you so much

Thank you for making me laugh

I love to snuggle

Love,

Your Smokin' Hot Wife