1:00 a.m conversation.

Why am I up at 1 in the morning?

I'm crazy.

Livin' life right on the edge!

....

Ok. Fine.

Have you ever tried sleeping in the middle of a condo with a super loud dryer and dishwasher going on at the same time?

Don't do it. You'll get a mad case of the crabbies. You're not supposed to get crabby on vacation. It's in the rulebook of life.

And then you'll have to tell people, "Yeah, I got the crabs from my dryer."

And that's just awkward for everyone.