Rosa is a big hit with the deer.
Which reminds me..
I used to have little spats with Mr. B about deer.
"But, how can you kill a deer? They are small and cute and I just want one for a pet!"
Then he would just look at me, cock his shot gun, and come back angry if he didn't get one.
Anyway!
Now that I'm older and more mature I realize that if he doesn't shoot them, I run them over with my car. And I'd rather not be giving Rosa a new nose anytime soon.
You know you're in deer country when:
...Instead of seeing signs that say "Watch for deer next 9 miles" you see "Watch for deer next 35 miles.
...You're scared to turn off your bright lights.
...Everything looks like a deer. Even grass. And bugs.
...You slow down to let 3 deer cross the road.
...Your hands are plastered on 10 and 2.
...Camouflage is actually a color on the color wheel.
See?
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