1-Cry.
2-Yell at God for making you think you were dying.
3-Check your underwear.
4-Vow never to step foot in the laundry room ever again.
5-Go to the store to buy traps.
6-Buy underwear while you are there.
7-Eat some M&Ms.
8-Remind yourself that you are bigger than a mouse.
9-Call your Mom and tell her.
10-Write it as your status on facebook.
11-Order a big batch of cats online and have them be next day delivery.
12-Remind yourself you hate cats.
13-Eat some frozen yogurt.
Hopefully you don't need any mice advice..but just in case!
1 comment:
QUIT eating frozen yogurt without me. It's a rule.
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