Crack a smile.

Why are women's feet so small? So they can stand closer to the stove.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's Rights.

Wanna hear a funnier joke than that? There isn't one.

Why don't women need a drivers license? Because there isn't a highway between the bedroom and the kitchen.

My brother and his friend Josh Hulen just told me those, I accidentally laughed. 

Of course they aren't true. :)