Crack a smile.

Why are women's feet so small? So they can stand closer to the stove.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's Rights.

Wanna hear a funnier joke than that? There isn't one.

Why don't women need a drivers license? Because there isn't a highway between the bedroom and the kitchen.

My brother and his friend Josh Hulen just told me those, I accidentally laughed. 

Of course they aren't true. :) 


Anonymous said...

Your blogs are hilarious! You should be writing for the Letterman Show!

carbien said...

ersteWhatever did I do to end up on here as "Anonymous" ? ? ?