Here's to you.

I hope this makes you laugh, because for some reason I laugh so hard that I get severe stomach pains and have to be taken to the E.R. immediately.

Also, for some reason when other people watch this video they think that there might be a monkey in the background? No worrries, I'm not stashing a monkey in my apartment--that's just my laugh.

Don't say I never warned ya. Enjoy!

I went to HyVee today.. I only had a couple tortilla chips with some delish salsa, a half a bagel with nutella on it, a few cheddar chips, chicken that was marinated in some weird sauce, and a piece of cheese. I think I hit all the major food groups with that one! I told you that HyVee basically gives out free dinner! No one ever believes me...you'll all pay when the world is coming to an end and people are dying from starvation and I'm fat from going to Hyvee. Just sayin'...

Tomorrow is Friday and I am PUMPED. P.U.M.P pumped!

That didn't make sense, sorry. :)

mushroom top.

Today...

--My coworkers laughed at me a lot. 'Cuz I pulled my funny card a bunch.

--I realized that my new deodorant isn't anti-perspirant. Ew.

--I talked to my sister 2(!) times.

--I made my class do push ups, sit ups, and jumping jacks. Maybe tomorrow you won't ask for so many darn cookies.

--It finally hit me that I used to be in the mickey mouse club..along with Andrew Watts, yeah boy!

Short, sweet and sassy. That's how I like it.

Iowa. That's where the tall corn grows.

:)

new.

Is it normal to feel anxiety when switching blog carriers? This is what is going through my head:

"What if no one likes me anymore?!"

or...

"No one will know that I'm funny because there are no previous entries!"

Am I really that insecure? Shame on me.

Just to clear the air, I'm still going to try and be funny. You can read all my previous posts at kalliesue.wordpress.com

Sorry wordpress, you just weren't cutting it for me.