Sam's Club.

Every month I get to do our office inventory and go to Sam's Club! It's always an experience, and even after 9 months I can't decide if I like going there or not.

I mean, clubs are always sketchy in my mind. You have to have passwords and secret handshakes. And I could never remember the handshakes..it was horrible.

Anyway, here's my yay list.
-Everything is in bulk. Have you ever seen your favorite coffee creamer in a 2 liter bottle? AMAZING.
-The parking spots are huge! You could fit like 5 smart cars in 1 spot. That is, if you're dumb enough to own a smart car.
-People that bring all their kids can fit all them all in 1 cart and still have room for groceries. They probably feel like they are in one of those 2 level tour buses. Also, just know they are eating all those fruit snacks when you aren't looking.

And the nay list.
-Don't be too friendly, old men WILL hit on you. Hardcore. I was actually entertaining the gold digger thought in my head for .37263 seconds. Shameful, I know.
-It takes your whole body weight to push a full cart, and basically impossible when you're talking on the phone with your best friend. Then again, I'm not a good multi-tasker.
-You can't read the juicy celeb gossip magazines while you wait in line. They're nowhere to be found, what's up with that? I need to read who has cellulite and who doesn't, gosh dangit!

Totally kidding.

I'm too busy drooling over the rock hard abs on the cover of Shape.

Your magazine junky,

Kal.